I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I lost the right to judge tonight
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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