She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
This is my gift to your gina
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
