when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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