what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
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