Jerry, you need to find god
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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