Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I am never drinking with the goths again.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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