i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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