and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
420 ftw
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Randomize
