Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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