You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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