Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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