Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
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