I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
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