Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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