normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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