YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Randomize
