normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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