and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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