yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
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