I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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