I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
he thought i was a dude.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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