just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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