marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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