So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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