you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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