drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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