He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I am one with the molecules
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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