They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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