Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
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