Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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