You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
