At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
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