Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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