Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
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