i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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