North Korea, Best Korea!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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