You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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