Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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