Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I think I have vodka in my lungs
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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