The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
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