He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
