the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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