Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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