I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
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I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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