just survived the first fart of the relationship.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
zippers are such a cool invention
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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