Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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