you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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