Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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