that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I am naked and annoyed.
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