Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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