So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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