At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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