she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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